Well, I just got back to my fair hometown of Shreveport, Louisiana after about a month of whirlwind traveling, only to find that Josh "Domestic Dispute" Brolin was arrested here on the eve of my return.
This fight really comes as no surprise. I mean, Brolin isn't exactly known for being Mr. Nice Guy around Hollywood, although it seems like he's been on pretty good behavior while in S'port filming Oliver Stone's biopic, W, with Parker Posey. But I'm glad to see that he's getting into the Louisiana spirit...we're not exactly known for our even tempers down here.
I can only hope that my next few weeks here are filled with even more wacky celebrity behavior. Maybe Parker and I can get into a bitch fight outside of the Cub (don't ask). In a perfect world, she would finish the fight by saying "Wipe that face off your head, bitch." Sigh. I love her.