From my shiny new Us Weekly, in which Heidi "Deep Thinker" Montag explains her "revenge" breast augmention and nose job:
"But surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don't wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don't care. If I don't wake up, it's worth it."
It's worth it because...at least you'll have big boobs in your coffin? Explain this reasoning to me.
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Hahah... hahah. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha-ha-ha.
Whew.
That's good for a laugh.
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