for a few months my sophomore year of college, rumor on campus was that the middle tanner would be joining us as a student at CUA -- that she had visited campus with security and everything . . . needless to say, my roomate and I (and, everyone, really) were super psyched. We went around campus singing the "I'm Stephanie Tanner and I'm heeeerree . . . to . . . staaaay" song, complete with jazz hands and dance moves, for weeks. Alas, junior year rolled around and no sign of Ms. Sweetin or her inner tube (you know, that little ring of chub she had when she wore her leotard in the early years). Alas . . .
first, were they really tiny or something. second, i don't know how to feel about the doppleganger shit. i'm sorry this is so vague--i'm trying to be like john ashbery.
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That girl is not hot.
from Sarah:
for a few months my sophomore year of college, rumor on campus was that the middle tanner would be joining us as a student at CUA -- that she had visited campus with security and everything . . . needless to say, my roomate and I (and, everyone, really) were super psyched. We went around campus singing the "I'm Stephanie Tanner and I'm heeeerree . . . to . . . staaaay" song, complete with jazz hands and dance moves, for weeks. Alas, junior year rolled around and no sign of Ms. Sweetin or her inner tube (you know, that little ring of chub she had when she wore her leotard in the early years). Alas . . .
first, were they really tiny or something. second, i don't know how to feel about the doppleganger shit. i'm sorry this is so vague--i'm trying to be like john ashbery.
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